It at the top of the A686 major road from Penrith to Hayden Bridge, the picture was taken at the double apex bend just below the cafe. Here is a nice film of the bit between Melmerby and Alston;

An American website talking about German cars, and the last photograph was taken less than ten miles from my front door!

I quite like this guy, it is idiots like him who let us serious criminals get away with what we do.

The Lavender Hill Mob, 1951 film, director Charles Chrichton.

I quite like the idea of the pilot saying “ Welcome to America, will will shortly be landing at criminal fraudster, sex pest airport”

This one has just come back to haunt me. At the time of writing,well ten minutes ago, I now have four, yes 4 almost running Aston Martin Lagondas. Someone I have never met just dropped one off a flatbed “ I heard you like these, grandad just died and I thought you might like it” They are all fucking mystery cars, they…

Nobody has mentioned my thought, Ultra luxury sleeper trains. Full on five star hotel on rails trains. Subsidised tickets for the young. Believe me, on one of those, when the sky gets dark anyone with a pulse will think that sexy cuddling is a good plan. Pretty sure it would be cheaper too.

Why has no one mentioned “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs”?

I think it was Arthur C Clarke who posited that Jupiter’s core could be a moon sized diamond. Twinkle Winlkle little star?

The well known fact that the whole internet hoax is run by extraterrestrial purple octopuses ( see, you thought I was going to say Lizards, be honest) is not something that has ever properly addressed, which is why this gibberish has turned up, delivered by a radioactive pigeon called Clive.

I am one of those people, I raced this one for three years on a tiny budget, the engine is fairly bombproof. It still amuses me that in full Florida boulevard trim the make for lovely relaxed cruisers, a bit of fettling here and there and they will set your trousers on fire. (My next door neighbor came over to explain…

See, it is easy, between us we have fixed a problem, made a television spectacular, raised the profile of the WEC to a whole new audience and brought peace and joy to an otherwise slightly fractious part of the world.

According to Google maps this is doable and should be done, Tulip book rules,

https://www.longstonetyres.co.uk/

If I am going to spend money on a beach car?

Leather is the hard wearing stuff the driver sits on, the owner sits on West of England Broadcloth. True luxury, tightly woven woolen fabric, deliciously cool and breathable in summer, warm an cosseting in winter.

Until someone can get close to the Citroën Xantia Activa V6 I remain unconvinced

Annual or 50 000 mile service cost from HR Owen (London based main dealer) £595. My local independent Bentley specialists charge £300. They are not overly complicated beasts and beautifully engineered so most things are doable yourself but a fully stamped service history is worth loads when selling the thing on.

Yes, you would think they should be grateful for what they have, damn land grabbing savages.

That silvery grey thing, I cannot remember what is was called.