I got to drive one of these, and review it. Left out of my copy were the the three incidents where the passenger seat was occupied by young ladies asking me to take them for a drive. ( It is probably worth mentioning that I am older than some deities and have the charm of an accident in a mall parking lot)

The lightning bolt button? Either Pearl Jam or Jake Bugg, It randomly plays one or the other. It has to be the most annoying feature ever installed in a new car.

Father Christmas was an early adopter of the automobile, an intrepid British reporter captured this image in 1896

I put nearly 120,000 miles on my 928. Had it serviced by Porsche specialists every year. I still miss it.

They did some terrible things to 928's as well

I might just know of something that might “win” a crash with a Tesla Cilitruk,

Has anyone actually tried this with a Unimog?

Realizing that your fully functional snowplough equipped Unimog is at the other end of your three mile long drive. Again.

Yes, part private members club, part railway locomotive. and wholly sod of peasants

My Bentley has a three speed gearbox. 1st gear is good for for pulling Unimogs out of ditches and other useful stuff. 2nd gear is fine for day to day motoring, 3rd gear is only for the mildly insane. Smooth and steady progress at a steady 100+mph, with 1934 brakes.

Probably a car no one has heard of, Galloway.

Do Not, I repeat, Do Not cause a 5 litre tin of paint to fall through the rear window of a Citroen SM.

You do know that the Durango 95 is a real car? It is an Adams Probe. Stanley Kubrick borrowed from Robin Gibbons after seeing it parked outside a pub.

This has a full FIA passport and several class wins. (period E) It is for sale in Finland. Shipping it to Michigan should not be a problem. Annoyingly it sold while I was typing!

I am impressed by the Stars and Stripes livery, a very patriotic vacuum cleaner. Originally designed for the London Underground.

It was much funnier with the pictures of weird soviet teslaesque transmission towers attached!

We could do away with poles altogether?

They are horrible to drive, not cheap to maintain unless driven regularly which no one does because they are horrible to drive. Buy a Diablo instead.

Damn. I knew the must be a snag somewhere.

A useful hint, if you have a 17 year old cat called Michael do not open a facebook account in his name. Things get weird and awkward very fast.