I rather like the early cross-eyed ones, the slightly cartoonish look that is utterly at odds with the very very grown-up near supercar that no-one expects. Either would do nicely though.

Ford Escort:

I am not convinced that this stuff works, the lead photo shows a BMW that does not know what the time is.

I have had several, they are almost all some sort of resto-mod already. Many have been back to the factory for upgrades, TheAston Workshop in Consett can and will build you one to pretty much whatever spec you want but they have never been cheap. Somehow they never fell into the sort of “oh sod it, even if it has had…

They must be a healthy group of people as anyone with a cough would be breaking the rules. ( average 87db )

Just buy a crap one.

I could say something pithy, or apposite or even mildly funny.

IDK either, ask Christian von Koenigsegg, Merlin or at pinch , Gandalf. If this fails, try he whose name shall never be spoken.

Because sometimes too much really is too much;

I have one (or two) already thanks. Fun fact, every single one of these has a different wiring loom. Ask me how I know!

Also it is fun to see how many cartwheels you can do. (do not try this if you over 40)

“A jacket for toddlers contained 20 times the amount of lead that experts say is safe for children”

I have no idea what any of this means, but I am very very ancient, from a different universe, Sounds interesting though.

Funny, really. I do not find this a personal concern. One day I might find myself owning a car that was made in the twenty first century. 

I found this!

Two men enter, one man leaves.

Don’t forget the 2CV, one of the most entertaining cars to drive at the limit, the epitome of slow car going quickly fun.

Probably a Citroen,

With this video we need Flatt AND Scruggs, bring it on boys!

I think that, oddly, most of them are not trying to look like a 1930s car. They are trying to look like a 1960s Brook Stevens Excalibur, which was trying to look like a 1928 Mercedes SSK.