These are expensive cars to run. Have you seen the cost of bespoke air-conditioned de-humidified heated garages?

Top Fuel drag boat racing is fairly badass too,

I really, really, really like Rocket cars,

I actually ran an Espada as a sort of DD, sort of because they drink like that difficult uncle at a wedding with a free bar , and maintained it myself for about six years. It had over 140,000 miles on it when I sold it to a nice chap who had always hankered after one. He demanded his money back when a specialist…

Like one of these? But with unnecessarily big wheels (the mini minor had 10 inch ones)

Hong Kong is, it seems, the ideal place to own a car,

I rather like the i8, I shall be bidding at the next West Midlands Police auction. Oddly enough they seem to have recently seized one from a convicted drug dealer.

Every time you go to the store you can pretend you are doing this,

I love the moment in car prices https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1151863

In the UK, £500ish for an annual service, around £2000 for a 60.000mile/six year full go over. You will only get around 12 mpg and for goodness sake do to crash it.

In the UK, £500ish for an annual service, around £2000 for a 60.000mile/six year full go over. You will only get around 12 mpg and for goodness sake do to crash it.

I assume that “teen driver mode” turns it into one of these,

Always check that the parents you have planned to visit are in the right country. My mother has a house on the Suffolk coast, 400 or so miles away. And a houseboat/barge based in Paris.

Literally ten minutes ago I saw this,

I still do not understand why did does not have a fast lane. On the ceiling. For F1 cars.

Knowing stuff like that will NOT get you a Rolls Royce press car.

White Peafowl are not albino. They are a naturally occurring mutation of the Indian Blue peafowl. They have pale blue eyes, yes that pale blue, and faint iridescent colouring in the ocelli of the tail feathers that in certain light has been compared to the mousse of fine champagne.

A Caterham, maybe not this one,

You and me both, think ice cream van! Bing bong Bing Bong. as you accelerate....................bing bong bing bong bingbongbingbongbnbrinnng. brinnggg brinngggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.

If those wheels really are bronze, I hope they are 23% tin. Then, tuning ones car could take on a whole new meaning. If the edges were to be sintered phosphor bronze then with a bit of fine tuning one could get a zizzle zing high note on top of the resonant bass from each spoke. One would need some form of semi-rigid…