I am going to need a bigger barn. For reasons too labyrinthine to explain I took delivery of the granddaddy of hidden headlight cars this morning,

Or, there is the extreme,

It was not my finest hour, but it did get worse. A Ferrari 412i ( which I still have!) with the sticker “My other car is a Porsche “ and a 928 with...... you guessed . Really, how I did not get put up against a wall and shot escapes me!

I can but apologize for the crassness of youth, but for some years I had one of these,

Nice Chrysler,

The gods will accept  no substitute,

Or?

Highway speed?

It is unnecessarily ginormous

I have realised the above sounds trite and irreverent for which I apologise, the killer of Dennis Gilliam should be called to account.

This is why I love America, also why I am very glad to be a reclusive European.

Also they now make this!

No, You are still non-loco,

Nah they just expect you to play pool for a week, on your gyrostabilised pool table.

I have a sneaking suspicion that helicopters might be involved, When Mr Carrol posts the “Bugatti dropped off a Chiron pur sport, I will only have it for a week, what do want to know? post at least we have one sensible question.

I think what eventually made me plump for the mahoosive traction engine over the Chiron was the servicing. You do know, of course, that the warranty required annual service on the Bugatti takes a week!

By way of a palate cleanser,a kind of automotive tomato and basil sorbet.

Italdesign Machimoto, aka VW Orbit. I think the underpinnings were from a Golf aka Rabbit.

This one?

Three stages?