Seriously

Light weight carbon bucket seats, that are power adjustable. The exercise in futility has commenced.

Adrian van Hooydonk makes Chris Bangle look like Michelangelo

Here’s a better game to play. Drive through the Deep South and count the number of billboards advertising strip clubs and the number of billboards advertising churches. This combines breaking your brain with the fun of having a really close contest.

Fuck this:

Mercury Sables only, sorry.

Levels of Mopar we could never imagine

Really, the only answer.

...and remember that foreplay isn’t over until it feels like you’re feeding a horse.

It’s depressing that women always have to prove themselves above and beyond when it comes to the “men’s world” professions, but sadder is that it has to be done in EVERYTHING.

The neighbors think it’s an Aston Martin.

What does race have to do with a car site? Please enlighten me

“Prominently featured on the dash were a row of hand buttons for locking the front or rear differentials, or engage Trail Turn Assist”

My driver was climbing 19-degree hills and fording water

I will refer to this article the next time this website publishes a take that modern cars are too complicated/heavy/electronic/etc.

Build that dam! Build that dam!

How come this wood interior is “classy” yet the wood interior my friend put into his #vanlife van is “ugly” according to his wife?

I think the rear axle is a little too far back here.

It Hertz that an Enterprise can offer such a car on a Budget that can only end up at Avis