Being born during the last episode of M*A*S*H, and my father being the fan he was, my full name was to be "Benjamin Franklin Hawkeye Pierce (surname)". It isn't however, and given the name I have, I would almost have taken it instead.

Easiest way to break yourself of these types of games? Buy a Windows Phone; you'll never (be able to) play 'em again.

Saab 900

I do a variation on this; I turn my lights off then on again. Makes everyone happy and not possibly blind

I drive with my lights on all the time. To give the "okay to merge/pass/etc" signal, I turn 'em off and on again. Works every time. Truckers especially appreciate this action, and others around me are starting to get the hang of it too

Truckers do this all the time. Blink as thanks for someone letting you in, blink to let someone know they have room to change lanes. It's like a thank you wave, only more visible.

I like you.

SO MANY MOVING PARTS

Fit Into A Tuxedo?
Fried Intestines Are Tasty?
Fuck, I'm A Torpedo?
Finally, It's Alan Thicke?

So what your saying is, in terms of reliability, the phone case has the Porsche beat

I would've used Porsche but I couldn't choose one from the myriad special models ;)

This is where Hyundai is making a mistake as well. They have the Genesis Sedan and the Genesis Coupé that get constantly confused in conversation

What Genesis are you looking at, the Sedan? Because yeah I could see that

Hyundais are rather nice. I still look at a Genesis Coupé from time to time, thinking it'd make a nice fun car to have. Also the Veloster, if it actually offered cargo space and not just the idea of it

Please, please do not base your judgment on rental vehicles. They're rentals for a reason - built to be the cheapest thing on the road that is at least remotely serviceable

They included Ram, specifically, because Ram is a producer of trucks. No cars, just trucks. The majority of truck buyers are men. Who cares if they have field jobs or manage fleets, it is proof of the Manocentric Maleocracy

Also with the 5 year powertrain warranty that comes attached to a 30,000 lb tow rating

Nope. We just pay upwards of $60k for a car because it says ///M on it

Have you seen 'em lately? Kia makes a better Honda Civic, with the Forté, than Honda does and the Optima is a rather upscale midsize sedan with a lot to offer