Batshit 2014 early runner.

I can't tell you how close I was to buying the Saaxster

Most of me hates it.

I don't need a ton of whatsits and kerjiggers, all I care is that it goes ding when there's stuff

Thing totally apes the 2015 Mustang

If I can do it, so can Google! I started making chips last week. It's cheaper and better tasting than a bag of Lay's

This may not be everyone's piece of cake, but it is definitely a Jalop's wet dream

That there is. At least the mid-engine 900 kept the B202 though

That '90s auto selector fits too perfectly right there

I need these

I still remember the day I showed this trick to my friend. We were draining the oil on his old Exploder in order to R&R the heads. There wasn't room enough to get a puncture - the screwdriver kept slipping to the side when we'd hit it - and it was way too tight for even him (at 6'5'' 300 lbs mostly muscle) to get…

I use my belt for this

Pull-Apart Keychain, about 5 bucks.

I'm offended.

Saab 900 with Supercharged 5.0 V8, RWD

Ghost Smoking

I was rushed into hitting the publish button, here is the link.

The Parmigiani Bugatti Super Sport Watch

I was eleven. It was shortly after old ladies at the church started to come at me with a spittle-laden handkerchief attempting to "wipe that smudge" off my face