Double plot twist: It is a Roomba

Triumph Speed Triple

It looks coherent. It doesn't look like a mashup of retro-themed ideas, cobbled together to make some sort of car, like the 2005+ Mustangs did.

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Wow, they really dropped the ball on this one

Put a glasspack on a Saab 900 Turbo. Sounds just like this (more expensive) option

Maybe they're alluding to the diesel 4wd manuel coming out in 2016?

The Genesis Coupe is a sporty car. The Genesis Sedan is a midsize luxury car.

Hyundai makes attractive vehicles with excellent power output, the bells and whistles people want and good fuel economy

Don't.

Too many doors.

As a proud Dakota owner, I can do nothing but agree with your sentiment.

Wait, median income is in the $60k range, and that's rock bottom? Fuck, I'm moving! Denver's median is barely in the $50s, where it's been for ages.

And humorous still is the fact that a GC8 can be either a coupé or a sedan.

What is the song in the intro

You two are funny

People walk in wanting a 911, get blindsided by the cost, and drive out with a Macan because fuck it still says "PORSCHE" on the emblem.

I'm going to make it a goal of mine to start some vitriol inducing, link-bait blog so I can get a response like this from Jalopnik.

It might as well be

Don't care