Trump the mother of all con artists.

Country music sounds great when you’re dead.

Fancy junkyard.

Smart guys buy Porsche, new money showoffs buy Ferraris.

Zip ties for fixing rattling windows to holding other parts. Did I mention JB welds.

My universal oil filter removal tool.

Owning a British made car is like having cancer.

There is a 2003 VW Passat V6 with over 430K miles (Google high mileage Pasdat) and I know a guy who owns a Porsche 928 with 500K miles.

You’ll lose low end torque if it’s open at lower rpm.

This guy’s watch stopped at 4.20 so for you kids supporting this pothead, stay home and stay high.

Nope. A 1995 928 costs 5 times more than a 2000 996.

Crappy films are released during summer. December films are highly rated.

Corvettes are motorcycles on 4 wheels. Good luck surviving a crash.

Bovada online betting site has Trump at +300 and Hillary at -400. Can’t wait to see his orange face turn purple in November. The biggest loser of the century.

I’d like to see a new 928 with a Panamera twin turbo engine.

What’s with all these idiot Doctors?

I like Passats because I don’t like the attention and don’t care if the driver at the traffic light is impressed. It’s all about your zip code not your flashy car.

The 928 V8 enging combine with a magnaflow exhaust sounds better than a Ferrari and it’s a reliable daily driver. I own one with 180K miles.

Every S500 I know has the MAF +ABC problem and dealer charges arm & leg. Just convert them to regular non air shocks and bypass the electronics.

Start by suing the Orange guy, albino VP, and the gold digging wife of orange us the new idiot.