Not to worry. He’ll be the biggest loser in the history.

1997 Triumph TR7 and 1983 Jaguar XJ6 were nightmares. My Toyotas were trovke free and my Germans were headaches but not as bad as the British POS.

The reason I drive a Porsche is because every car company test their cars against Porsche.

You forgot to mention checking your remote control invisible infrared light visible to phone camera

Check brake pedal for roll back if mileage is too low.

Trump made his billions by washing Bill Gate’s balls.

Great if you have an ugly family.

A clunk sound in the front my VW Passat. Mechanic said motor mounts and transmission mounts and charged me $700 and the noise was not fixed. Took it to another mechanic and found out my A/C metal hose was off the broken bracket and was hitting the front grill during acceleration and sudden stop. He used a zip tie and…

I own a 1986 Porsche 928 180k miles and a 2002 996 90k miles both are manual transmission. I love the sound and comfort of the 928, however the 996 is more lighter with better acceleration. The price of 928s are rising.

Next you’ll be dealing with the leaky shocks costing $2500 each to replace and the car would lay flat on the ground.

Porsche 928 and the Toyota Matrix.

Dumb move. Having 5 junk cars instead of one reliable car reminds me of the guy down the street which has caused the home values to drop with his rusted cars parked on his driveway. He’s a plumber and thinks his cars are classics and worth keeping. I say get a life and a new car.

Because every time the ABC shocks fail, it costs a Miata to fix.

No oil found and Iraq was much closer.

Mind control is what Hollywood film makers are good at.

Actually I replaced as starter on a A6 2.7 in 2 hours by jacking the front, removing the front wheel and plastic shield to get access to the starter. If you’re an idiot, any car can be PITA.

Total junk.

Still looks like a German Taxi cab.

Ben Carson is sleepwalking not running for presidency.

They should call it BendOver.