It is interesting to see everyone mention how they can’t stand Gilbert. Which is totally fine, but just seems completely unnecessary to bring up in this context.

You know what? I’m usually pretty civil here, but my mother and sister are both in the Houston area right now. Both voted straight D in the last election, and definitely believe in global warming.

Dude, no one was attacking you. You asked for advice, you were given it, you immediately shut it down as “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MY LIFE!”

just wanna say: Dodai! Looking sharp in your Editor-in-Chief pic. <3

I’m pretty sure Putin already did

Being an atheist is just as pretentious as believing (unless you’re using the term so broadly as to include agnosticism). The only logical answer is admitting we have no knowledge and will likely never have knowledge. You can not believe in God, but to call yourself an atheist is, in its strictest definition, to…

We started church-shopping with the Unitarian Universalists, who define themselves by principles like “Who gives a shit, you’re all going to heaven” and “Jesus said whatever and ever, Amen.”

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

Do you even know what you’re trying to say?

The person who the NYPD murdered in the vestibule of his apartment building is Amadou Diallo not Amare Diallo.

As long as you’re using an ‘alternative definition’ of “no one” to mean ‘lots and lots of people’ then yes you are correct.

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

They’ve been bringing a hairbrush to a gunfight. They’re finally bringing knives.

The alternative fact of the matter is that he won 95% of the total votes and his approval rating is higher than an adorable kitty hiding in a box of packing peanuts

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Ha! You’re dumb.

Grilling the nominees is just part of their job. That they are all doing a good job of it doesn’t necessarily mean they are looking at runs in 2020 (though I agree with you on Booker).

Or they are doing their jobs speaking for their constituents? 

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

To be fair, neither does he.