Dear Amy Klobuchar,

Yeah I don’t even like cats that much but that’s the moment where I went from “I think I hate him” to “oh yes I for sure hate him.” 

They don’t seem to like each other very much. I like their bathtub, though. 

“chaos merchants” A+ 

It doesn’t seem like they specified the type of candle studied; I wonder if the source of the wax is accounted for (parrafin vs. soy or beeswax, for example)? 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

The only answer is “Worse Jesus.” You are welcome. 

whoever this guy is for president! 

This was Sarah Kendzior, shortly post-election.

Powerful Democrats seem to have left the building. They are NOWHERE on the Louisiana runoff race either.

Bullshit. Even if this were a remotely plausible excuse, photobombing does not result in a “Stalinesque purge” of everyone connected to you. Please, can we not go back to prioritizing a laugh about how petty the petty tyrant is over serious reporting on the truly scary shit that is going on in the White House right…

Gently, consider how many people didn’t vote because they thought the outcome was a foregone conclusion. Take care of yourself—that probably means taking regular breaks from this steady stream of bad news—but know that even if there is a lot we can’t stop we each have the responsibility to do what we can to slow it…

I spy Harrison Ford.

I’m sorry about your family.

And now if someone could just find a writing teacher. Yikes.

That woman is a garbage person. Have you heard her in interviews? I don’t think she minds.  

I was wondering the same, but because, okay, I can see P&I on, let’s say, $320k being less than $1,800, but hazard insurance? Taxes? Where are those in the “cheaper than renting” calculation?

Just.. nut punch.

Aaaaaand the story of my divorce in a nutshell.

The season changes really were one of the best parts of the show.