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Argh, tell me what it is so I don’t have to watch a 3-minute video about a unicorn taking a shit again, pleeeeease?

And “Jezebel will be hiring an editor to launch a new health, beauty, and self-care subsite”.. fuck this shit.

I laughed out loud several times. Cats are such assholes.

There’s a really weird contrast between what you keep arguing about it being just unthinkable that maybe you come off less pleasantly than you intended and what you’re putting out there with this protracted defense. Like, I can accept that you weren’t trying to be obnoxious initially, and maybe people who know you

Dude, you are giving yourself far too much credit. And also seem bizarrely invested in white knighting for Mark, when literally nobody is attacking him. Multiple people—and 45+ other people who starred the comments—made an observation about something we have seen happen repeatedly over time. You ride in to inform us

I’m baffled as to why you felt the need to make multiple posts to explain away other people’s observations for them. I mean, cool analysis bro, but I actually think both things can be true, and we should probably just agree to disagree.

If I had infinite time and no life goals I’d love to put together a chart showing how this has happened with multiple people over time. It is definitely a thing.

What’s orthostatic hypotension like for you on a daily basis? Do you feel like it affects things you choose to do or not do?

I’d put money on next year’s costume being Brad Paisley. “Get it? Cause ACCIDENTAL RACIST? HAW HAW HAW.”

The 5th Circuit is the worst circuit, ever, always.

Stubblefield’s victim is a 35-year old man, referred to in court papers as “D.J.” D.J. is non-verbal due to his severe cerebral palsy. He mostly communicates through screams and chirps, corresponding to unhappy and happy states. D.J. is so physically impaired that he wears diapers, can’t dress himself, and is confined

Fuck you, Vivica A. Fox.

Hope you find her! :)

No, not at all, I was just working off the assumption that the age difference was a few years less. This makes me feel like too much of a creeper. :(

The Trapped Under a Child struggle is real. Glad you escaped, well wishes to the babe.

When you’re in your early 30s and find out that person you were checking out/flirting with is actually ten years younger than you. Commiseration, please? I don’t think there’s necessarily anything truly wrong with this, but my feeling was still very much a) damn and b)

Good. High fucking five. Sincerely. It doesn’t matter. You did good, you did right. Well done.

Hey, crazy thought, but what say Jez post something like this BEFORE an election next time? Just for kicks?

I only clicked on this post for #3 reasons. Sorry straight ladies!

The crimping was ridiculous.