I have not seen Project Runway in years and don't care at all, but I love this headline.

Dear Prudence is often a cesspool of awful people needing awful advice for their awful problems. And then Prudence sometimes gives awful advice.

Holy hell I don't even know you but that made me furious at your dad.

"I don't always drink shitty beer, but when I do, it's because I'm being paid by Miller to trick you into ingesting piss water."

Mmm.

Right, and they elevate the little stupid stuff that does not count or matter. Oh cute, you fucked up and brought me a flower. I could give a fuck about a flower. How about instead, don't be an asshole?

I can't follow this through to its logical conclusion, but I think it starts with the idea that we celebrated a headline making Amal front and center when it was about her marriage, so.. this one also does, so.. nope, no clue.

sloths.. leaves.. oh whatever

I know a guy with that exact haircut.

She needs to do a cameo on The Mindy Project.

Yup. And- you can know your partner pretty well and get along just fine with just the two of you only to have a kid and have that bring out a whole new set of characteristics you had never had occasion to see before.

Pro tip: you can often sneak endorsed or otherwise not-exactly-right checks in through your bank's mobile deposit service (the app where you take pictures and send it in).

That sounds uncomfortable. As for the rest of it, you'd have to ask fellow cock'n'ball possessors on the original Reddit thread. They seemed to be very concerned about splashing in particular.

I just learned so much about the proper care of balls vis-a-vis toilet water when taking a crap. As a non-haver of testes, I'd never thought to wonder.

So much coffee. Always with the coffee. We get it, she likes coffee. If you knew this person in real life you would hate her just because she will never shut up about the fucking coffee.

...but don't go out with twin #2.

I almost quit grad school several times, so I feel that. And THANK YOU. This has been a huge revelation for me upon rewatching Gilmore Girls. Lauren Graham's likeability is deceptive, but Lorelai really is frequently snotty, dismissive, and ungrateful. Emily is difficult in her way, but a lot of what she does is…

You are not dying! Maybe things are irritated by cooling weather? But it happens.

"Drowsy but awake" is a fucking joke. It's not just him. And in general, do not worry about sleep habits with a seven week old. He is still teeny tiny, in that "fourth trimester", and his sleep patterns will change so much. Try to tune the scare tactics out. And yes, cluster feeding ends at some point. Just not yet.…