Erm. I have nothing against staying friends with exes, but the "keeps telling him" part is unsavory. It is weird that he doesn't see that back-and-forth as a crossing of boundaries. Maybe he's overlooking it because he doesn't want to lose the friendship, but I don't know. If my ex is clearly not over me, I feel like…

That is heavy, man. I'm sorry.

Nope, me, I hate Friends! Always have. Just in case he ever feels alone in his (totally justified) loathing.

and I tried crack for the first time.

Toots, even! I love you for this.

Totally agree with you. There's a big difference between accepting someone's right to do as they please with their body on the one hand and gushing celebration of the "improvement" on the other. The former is what I come to this site for; the latter is any and everywhere else.

My kid responded to Rody the way theirs did to the scooter. Sometimes he gets dragged around by a ribbon tied to his neck, but mostly he is just there, being exceedingly creepy and doing some truly terrifying photobombing.

And you know.. regardless of whether I personally believe in all those things or not, I find this so much more pleasant than the condescension that radiates from people who are "skeptical" of everything but the rightness of their own opinions.

What's the over/under on that butterfly's wing having been torn clean off in the seconds after this photograph was taken?

She's got nothing on this guy:

I read it, but the whole way through I was stuck on moving—anywhere! even temporarily!—to teach a single course as an adjunct. Fun, but clearly the husband has a good and portable gig. My brain needed that to be addressed to go anywhere with the rest of it.

Um. I have not found "Jaime" attractive until this exact moment. But that look. Oh my.

My dog was Chrystal. :|

Okay, I found the cynical comment section. Thank you. I don't know if it's phony or not, but I sure don't expect it to last. George himself just seems kind of suspect to me on that front. It's fine not to be a marriage person, but then- why get married?

:(

NEXT. That guy is a loser and probably learned everything he knows about sex from porn.

Tacky, Kim.

Either way, it probably floats.

What if the joke is on us, and we're all missing Monch's more complicated point about Paris Hilton's nonlinear valuation of money?

I get your general point, religious-saying-about-planks-in-eyes-or-casting-first-stones, etc., and I'm hypocrit-ing right along with you, but I still think the scale matters, and that this kind of thing is obscene.