*psst* They play in a dome.

You’ve seen that happen and security react quickly in coastal stadiums. These, my friend, are southerners gettin’ down in a southern town.

I was being topical with Tennessee. I could apply that to any number of college fan bases.

It’s a way to wage war by proxy, and while it’s an absolute shitshow, corrupt beyond measure, and causes significant economic harm, it is far better than the alternative.

And just to add to this, Baylor never defended against anybody.

Laraque you like a hurricane.

Meh - I’ve seen better.

Chop this, mutherfucker!

Less cocaine.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

BRING BACK MY WHOLESOME CHARACTERS LIKE CHARLES OAKLEY AND MICHAEL JORDAN

So a podcast is replacing the printed Funbag? When did Simmons take over as Deadspin editor?

Just in case we needed another reason to vote Griffey in:

contrary to a Sunday afternoon report from ESPN, no schism exists between owner Daniel Snyder