Sophmore year, high school. My “Baby-Think-It -Over” was left poolside during swim practice. Naturally, my fellow swimmers took the liberty to fuck with that baby and ensure my failure as a fake adult with child.

+1 Spinal Tap reference

I tried tipping a bouncer at a strip club with a couple toonies. He was not impressed.

This took place a few years back when Sexy Rexy was still with the J-E-T-S. I wish I still had that sign...