nhetticus
LeMechaniac
nhetticus

The Infinity QX56 and up. I just think it’s absolutely the ugliest, most gaudy, bulbous, abhorrent machine ever designed. I feel like anyone that bought that hot pile of garbage bought it as a status symbol, but I just look at them as morons with no taste.

How? It seems like they were once living a glorious life, and now they’re relegated to chewing up head gaskets and throw out bearings in hatchbacks full of lesbians and dogs, wearing kayaks as hats.

huge

Came here to say the same, I think it’s supposed to be “Don’t travel or put your privacy at risk...”

The headline doesn’t make sense. Travel Or Put Your Privacy At Risk, The Choice May Soon Be Yours?

Useful tip #1: hand the keys over to your husband

HOORAY!

I am glad that he is ok. But the drag race crash, the motorcycle crash, this, the James May tow strap incident. I admit that I am starting to wonder if they are being a little cavalier about safety on set.

I love the racism you enthusiastically express.
Obama was invited many times by Bill O’Rielly, but he was to chicken shit to appear.

Whoa, 5 lbs of whey protein exploded? Crews will be cleaning that up for months, and 10 years from now they’ll find it in people’s lungs and they’ll sue for Meswolethelomia and stuff like that. Don’t spill the whey. Also, don’t store it in your car.

For the first couple of paragraphs, I suspected Kristen was writing some same sex fiction for the bro-dozer crowd. After reading it completely, I’m convinced that’s what it is.

$3141?

This is the exact kind of article I come to Jalopnik for. Well done. Fancy Kristen is delightful, but you are in-tune with the inner workings of the meathead as well.

Oh no. You took up vaping didn’t you? Quitting is no easier than with cigarettes, but you have our support!

Three words: Continuously Variable Transmission.

As a former VW owner:

There‘s a first-place tie for about 1000 rigs, all listed for $1.

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

“Torchinksy’s getting too close. Activate Contingency Omega.”