Whenever I watched the A-Team as a kid, I used to always call bullshit on the car crash scenes where a car would run into another car (or bush!) and flip 20 feet in the air.

Please be Russia, please be Russia. ‘Clicks link’. Yessssssss.

Great, thanks, now I’m seriously worried about other shit.

IT’S A CARTOON?

God’s work.

This new commenting style really sucks.

Cut my Berth into pieces, this is my last tube bore.

For sale: Large tunneling machine

I love that the face of the cutting wheel(?) looks like something straight off a Star Wars vehicle.

I think it’s because there’s so few bad cars and so many good cars.

Funny how we may all argue and differ on the idea of the “Best” car, but we all tend to agree on the “Worst.”

Jason, if their headlights were eyes, how could Mia and Tia flash McQueen in the first one? For that joke alone, the eye location is just fine.

Miss Fritter... the school bus... is wearing a “crazy collection of her victims’ license plates”.

Cars movies are like Jason Torchinsky articles - you just have to embrace the insanity and ride it out.

I just can’t help thinking - is Miss Fritter a nod to Miss Frizzle?

What if the school bus is full of incubating children with no car shell. Or breeders? Or skeletons of what was. Maybe an incubating mass of humans that spits out children to become cars? The nexus of the Cars universe could be inside that bus. Whoa!

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Toyota

Should have stolen a Raptor.