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“Yeah, motherfucker because it ain’t you.”

The stars at night are big and bright...

and then there’s matt lauer who always looked like that.

Farms? In Berkeley?
Potatoes? On Mars?

And now I can’t say “let me get my popcorn” without someone thinking I want to sit back and enjoy someone making an asshat out of themselves

When Mad TV did a skit about the word “literally” in 2001 I thought the issue would die or at least the comical aspect of it.

It was called Retwitcoin.

These kids are foaming at the mouth - Psychotropic capricorns
Tomorrow’s some kind of strangerland
Where all the news is good

Abed would break the fourth wall.

I then wouldn’t be able to watch the final episode of mash ever again

Relax, Michael. You hear ‘Dolly’ & ‘Dixie’ in the news
and think someone is talking about your penis (again).

Likely meant to type Rupert

Nah dog, y’all saying I lost it - Your fucking marbles are gone.”
I think he’s just re-wording 3 AM tweets, now.

“Bit of a Meryl Streep-Alec Baldwin situation.”
“Huh?”
It’s complicated.”

fool AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

..while old reliables like R.E.M. and PJ Harvey faltered..

Obviously, Beastie Boys faltered and/or were overlooked by The Club in 2004.
 

Midnight hands, my eyes are still - I walk into the scene.
Spooge myself in a different place - Leavin’.

Yes.... Yes!   Yes, I do!   

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