“Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.”

No, gone blame it dang blammit! The sheriff is a
*GONG*

Uh oh, here comes a flock of wah-wahs.

I rather see a Jackie Brown sequel where Max Cherry joins Jackie in Zihuatanejo to live happily for the rest of their days until Ray and Mark show up in a 1968 Oldsmobile Cutlass to settle some unfinished business.

Translation:
If this affects Pornhub download speeds, will they then reverse the decision?

Well, everyone knows Bill died at Little Bighorn.

Regardless: RIP BILL

Or if a scene of Uma Thurman’s foot got left on the cutting room floor.

Laura Dern is the best. I love every performance of hers.

I like chicken (orange).

I CANT HEAR AT ALL

If you want to really piss off those pedophilia-exposing Liberals, drive a Prius off of a cliff. Retweet this if you agree.

Śhit

An octopus lives about four years, one quarter the life span of twitter character-length jokes.

Where’s the newswire??! Why the fuck am I here? I was reading about Eminem.

All of them are my favorite.

The typewriter isn’t the point. The point is, it symbolizes the bitch that just fucked him over. It symbolizes the bitch that fucked me over six months ago. And it symbolizes the bitch that’s going to fuck you over!

This just in:

No, DJT is the prostitute. She’s the shithead. I just typed it backwards.

The use of ‘daddy’ and ‘little’ has me absolutely ruffled. Why judge her by the fact that she has a father? AND by her size? Didn’t Yoda teach us anything?! Please just say “asshole’s jerk” or “jerk’s asshole”. Wait, that won’t work. Those two phrases are already in use. Maybe “shithead’s prostitute” will work.