Yeah, I’m complicit.

It depends on which two Aerosmith songs.

The original incarnation where DSP is jacking off into pumpkins and granting wishes to ever adored the jizzed-on pumpkins was a bit much. No wonder T.Hanks wasn’t enthusiastic about portraying the character at first.

What drug or alcoholic indulgence can we tell the kids not to do as we point at this photograph?

God, damn him!!

*lightning strikes, setting the Pacific Ocean on fire*

oops.

There is a parody of this show that is currently issuing episodes right now but you have to wonder if Star Trek is doing a better/worse job of parodying itself right now.

When are they going to make Sorry!

My dad is in the Good Place, but is probably watching Jeopardy re-runs as we speak.

We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you? 

This is a great read. I easily am one to be sucked off into a wiki wormhole (The Zodiac, anyone?), but this truly takes the cake.

This conspiracy theory is mild compared to Meat “This is not ketchup, it’s blood!” Loaf.

“Mary Kisher?”


Mmmm, you’re getting closer.

Oh You can bet things are going to change around thare, that’s for dang sure. I allready see the changes, big changes. Better come woop woop: I’m Gladys changing now, butter late than never.

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I thought he nailed the Australian that has spent the last eleven years in Boston.

St. Barth’s? Ooh La La!

Fox News: 2 + 2 = 5

Maybe the Black Panther leader that reads a biblical verse to Charles Manson.

I’m working on something here like perhaps going back in time somehow to rearrange the order, but here’s the list as it is today:

I forgot he did that one. Wow. His rapping skills haven’t improved much, though.