it’s still fucking insane that you have to have to bury fetal tissue you concern trolling doofus

Tomorrow’s NYT headline:

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

I feel like this criticism, while maybe not entirely invalid, is going to great lengths to make perfect the enemy of the good.

Maybe I’m missing something, but I feel like this post is a weird attempt to take issue with Falahee’s statement despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with it.

My best friends have posited a theory. When you get elected president, one of the first things that happens is you get a visit from “Charlie,” this deep undercover operative who has ALL the horrible news about what’s really going on. “Charlie” takes the POTUS-elect into a little room and tells POTUS all the horrible…

There is really not enough wine in this world to get me to next Tuesday and possibly beyond if HRC wins. Comey fucks her over with emails she had nothing to do with and yet no ine is batting an eye that Trump is in bed with Putin.

What’s interesting is that most of America believes that if you’re in therapy, you have mental health issues.

Careful there. Folks in Wisconsin really dig Good Charlotte.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Tristan was a pretty awesome guy! Really the glue that held the show together.

I’m working on that, getting up to nothing is my 5 year goal

Yeah! Who the hell invited the Editor in Chief of Deadspin?

OT, but it is dirt bag. I just deleted my Gawker icon off of my phone because I kept clicking on it out of habit only to realize there would be nothing new for the tenth time. So glad Jez is still here.

Spoken like someone who was never a young girl. Misogyny is so edgy, bro.

And you just proved the point of the original complaint about the ignorance of the person writing about this music in the first place...

The Silicon Valley types love to self fellate themselves into this delusion that because they work harder than everyone they deserve more than everyone even though they just tick away at a computer keyboard while their wage slaves in China use nerve destroying chemicals to build bullshit that runs their shitty…

Do you know that these aren’t Africans in the picture?

How many times has your manuscript about the oppression of white males in the 21st century been rejected?