Rate doesn't mean assigning some sort of score in this case

“You gave me a SOCIAL DISEASE!”

I think my favorite was in the comments:

This is so not the point but I was very unaware people ate scooped out bagels! WHY? (I mean I know why, but WHY?!)

Technically it was pre-breakup, but I'd already made up my mind to stop letting a borderline personality disordered dick terrorize me. I trimmed his weed plant for myself and poured nail polish remover in the clones. Then I walked out.

Aw, thanks! Now I, too, am grinning away like an idiot.

HA you nailed it!

I don't understand :(

New Twitter cover. Should be fun while job hunting!

Oh my GOD this is so random and probably totally weird of me but I used to chat with you quite a bit through fictionpress/AIM haha! I saw the kinja name and immediately recognized it. How funny!

Sinful Colors Endless Blue.

I did it! Er, kinda.