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I'm 31. This site rules.

My FB profile picture: 74 year old male. My LinkedIn photo: 25 year old female. I’m thinking it might be best to switch the two.

I got 71. I’m 25. Thanks, Obama.

Poor actors? Competition? Ballet? Bitching about your lack of turnout in first position? Say no more, I’m def in. This will be my life now. No sarcasm.

Ugh, this wannabe victim. Riding the rape-accusation train to GLORY. Now look at her. She’s got everything! A face with a mouth! College! A mattress! Some people who don’t like this precious male on her behalf! WHAT NEXT?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS LIAR NEXT?!

First, I’m sorry if the picture is huge, I can’t seem to fix this. Anyway, this is my last attempt with striping tape. It looked neat for a few hours but then the pretty blue started to fade and the next day they were mostly a light silvery-blue. Still pretty but not the effect I wanted.

Yours is SO ORGANIZED!!!! My ADHD brain DREAMS of things looking like this, but sadly, the best I can do is a tupperware that I at least still have the lid for.

TOO. SOON.

The difference is Blake’s family has money and connections and Leighton was born in prison to a single mother.

I will paypal $100 to the first Kinja engineer who makes it so that including old stories in a new post doesn’t retain all the comments from the old story. I’m 100% serious. Anyone else want to chip in?

As a nearly 9 year Deadspin commenter whose status was bestowed by Leitch back in the day...

WOOOOOOOOOOO, DUKE!!

I CANT HEAR YOU THERES TOO MUCH CELEBRATION IN HERE

DUKE WINS!!!! Enjoy your consolation stars with all the rest of you losers.

Call me prejudiced but I don't trust white guys with dreads.

Something rubs me the wrong way about this running skit of a grown man and his guests making fun of teen/tween girls. I don't watch his show b/c I find him generally unbearable, but does anyone know if he ever satirizes boys also?

Not only is it a bad song, its a cynically bad. Dressed up to seem good and important, when in fact, its neither.

Love this! Tried it on just one nail to see if i could actually do it since i'm pretty inept.

I'm loving Super Black brand right now. "Boss Lady" contains a bunch of sizes of gold glitter with gold polish. Their holographic glitter polishes are the bomb too... like "Switch."