Daily reminder that Nike is not a fashion brand.

Those lips have smooched thousands of high-end models.

Trump will win 2020 pretty easily just as he did 2016.

Sure.  Sounds good.

Oh no that sucks.  Anything else?

Women should not be cops. You have feminists to thank for this.

Handcuffing the CPD by making it hard to do their jobs will result in a much higher murder rate in Chicago. Does anyone care about this? Where is BLM? They should want their communities protected.

“This is it. We finally got Trump. We are about to win. I knew it. I told you!”

You are describing Amazon, not Whole Foods.  

Which candidate will the DNC choose to run against Trump in 2020?  

“I’m sure he’s ____”

Grocery baggers are lucky to have insurance options at all.

No, that isn’t our position at all. Our position is that 1) sex is good and the birthright of every human being [which is why we are against all types of genital mutilation including circumcision] and 2) these young adults do not deserve to be criminally prosecuted, just deported as quickly as possible.

Neanderthalman knew when I said that to him that I was not ungreyed on LeRoot.  I said it to make him happy, as we both knew I was being untruthful. It was a sweet moment for us that you are now trying to destroy.  I will not let you.  We share a special bond, Neanderthal man and me.  

Is that a really expensive vibrator or something?

Of course I was.  That is your lesson for the day.

I don’t mean to be insensitive but these are young adults, not children, and they made the bad choice of trying to sneak into America so they could access taxpayer funds. They are now paying for that choice by being held in concentration camps until they are deported back to whatever backwater jungle they came from.

I’m aware.

Agree, but just as Barry Bonds has an asterisk next to accomplishments so too does Serena and, to a lesser extent, Venus.  

You must be younger than me. There has been a slow, deliberate attempt over the past two decades to dilute the idea of high end fashion to include low end retailers that are accessible to all budgets. It’s a sales tactic.