Your apple pie is bad kinja you son of a bitch

Vonnegut.

Wait till you hear her music.

I have never been angrier at Iggy Azalea.

Apparently, every time Valbuena smashes it’s caught on tape.

I just assumed basketball in Australia looked like this:

D’Angelo Russell: [swipes right]

I think fucking like a cat means you get to have nine wives.

Hey hey hey! It's Matt Albers!

Let’s be fair. The Warriors have lost 9 regular season games this year, too.

In soccer, a liver shot is called a George Best.

This is the article that I have been waiting for Jezebel to write. Thank you. Out of respect to Chyna, who was and should always be remembered as a beautiful woman, I would like to add even more to what has been told herein.

You’ll find a lot of people saying that Chyna was one of the sweetest members of the WWE that…

Hey Billy, this guy just wrote a Spurs article for you. You should just publish it, word for word.

Simon and Garfuckyou.

There are 69 calories in a “vodka Diet Coke.”

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Hard to believe that there were some shots fired last night by a Laker that wasn’t Kobe.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

1. Luke was supposed to have a bigger role, but they didn’t want to overshadow new characters.

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