French fries

Bad opinion.

The best Vin Scully quote from yesterday: “So the Dodgers are up 9-0. The Padres could have gone to the beach, it’s a nice day! If they had gone to the beach they still would have lost 9 nothing.”

When someone orders ham for their breakfast meat I have the same reaction as when my wife orders a steak well done - WASTED OPPORTUNITY and YOU ARE A DUMB FUCK. Obviously I have to say this inside my head when out with my wife but she knows.......

WOW. This was riveting.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

I’m the captain now.

Swaggy P, y’all.

Eh, I don’t think it was a bad year at the plate for him, judging by his waist size.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

Highlight of my youth baseball career: playing left field when the other team’s big hitter absolutely crushed one down the line a hundred feet over my head. The left field fence was 380 feet to the pole and didn’t even belong to the baseball field, it belonged to the next field over. Ball bounced twice and somehow…

They do this a lot in Philly, too, but there they just call it the 2nd quarter.

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.

My take is Warriors games should start even later and be blacked out in Drew’s house.

As a lifelong West Coaster who gets to watch a lot of sports in the morning, (with accompanying bloody marys), can be done with NFL football in time to sober up for dinner if necessary, and watch the East Coast feed of Game of Thrones and be in bed by 10, I have three things to say to you: “Neener. Neener. Neener.”

I justed starred both of these comments.

For the last time, dudes: Stop trying to get women’s numbers at the gym!

“As I look back on my career, I’ll always cherish my time spent with the England U-17s.”

Using your hands in the box will get a penalty every time.