“You appear to be headed for championship, if you are still alive after today,” joked Putin.

oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Yeah, I feel like this was definitely a joke lost in translation. It seems like Putin was basically saying, “you are lucky to do something so cool for a living, how can you call it a job?”

I know you’ll never understand this, but your comment (and the actions you describe wherein) is lunacy.

I would define A Self Important Cunt Who Can’t Swallow Their Pride as: someone who follows an other into a parking lot to get their point across

Friend of mine did that to the hood of his old Audi. The result: there was, without fail, a dick drawn on his car at all times.

Replace the McLaren with a huge pile of burgers, and you have mine.

Take Giz, too. Clean the shit out of that place as well. Back to gadgets and tech.

In Variety’s report, May proclaimed it a home for Volvo enthusiasts, Hammond drew comparisons to Twitch and TripAdvisor, and Clarkson compared it to YouPorn.

Are you kidding me with this woman? Fuck people like this. That is absolutely unacceptable not only as a parent, but as a decent human being. I hope she stands near a mustang at the next cars and coffee.

Collector cars (and “sporty” SUVs) are fuckery to me. I load my Cayman (and my prior 911) up with camping gear, I have a snowboard rack on it in the winter, I autocross on weekends, and I just washed it for the first time in 3 months.

“Follow me to Wal Mart, I’ll get you some eye drops”

I have nothing snarky to say. This article has disarmed me completely.

Must be dusty in here, I’ve got something in my eye . . .

Notice that the absolute best parts of New Jersey feature not a single person in them.

It’s not the actual state that we hate, genius.

Yah, I have a lot of people say that to me, but I see it differently.

I’m sure it’s lower production numbers. It’s not worth the cost to tool up to manufacture windshields with such low demand.

Jesus Christ people, the most fun you can have in a 4×4 without leaving your couch is a Range Rover.