As someone turning 30 pretty damn soon, the idea of paying hundreds of dollars to go to a crowded festival that may involve sleeping in tents just... doesn’t cut it anymore. The only festivals I’ll go to are the ones that are in/around major urban areas, and there are more than enough of those that I can see major…

It probably didn’t help either that their headliner was Chance the Rapper who signed on for 14 festivals this year including Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, and Governor’s Ball.

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

This is what happens when you hire ladies to direct. They have no idea how a dick works.

Or to flip the narrative around:

I think part of the problem is that the conservatives in greater Portland who aren’t crackpots mostly left Multnomah County a generation ago, and live out in Clackamas and Washington Counties. Imagine what the Republican Party would look like in the City of Chicago if the residency requirement for municipal employees…

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So, “Seth Rich was killed after he leaked the documents” is not an unreasonable assertion.

In addition to banning fraternities and sororities, how about we just ban this entire fucking university? Because seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

Communities would fall apart without all the service they provide. Banning them would be like cunt punting America right in its social fabric.

I’ve been saying this over and over again for what feels like forever: ban all prank videos, period. It really is that simple.

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

UPDATE: Jared Kushner has just been named Unofficial Secretary of Bitchin’ Music Festivals and will be partnering with McFarland to make next year’s Fyre the hugest and most tremendous festival ever, much bigger than Coachella. It’ll put the Spling in your Magnises. From Wiki:

Yo, I’m around that age and could do loads better. Difference is, I’m not a fuckboi.

I feel like a Kardashian / Jenner promotion and no other real details is huge red flag #1.

That being said, the robber still could have pistol-whipped the shit out of him. Better not to risk it. Not for a fucking Jimmy John’s cashier job. Still, the guy was chill as fuck, even made a point to show the robber that he forgot a stray bill. Motherfucker must have ice water running through his veins.

The robber realizing that the gun isn’t having the effect that a gun should then waves the cocked gun in the cashier’s face. The cashier doesn’t even take a step back because he knows something we don’t and we need him to share it with us.

thats really bad logic. sorry. just because you bought an asset with post-tax dollars, that does not mean you ‘paid taxes twice’ when that thing makes you more money.

The thing is, about 85% of the businesses in Silicon Valley are run just like Theranos. It’s really only an exception because the WSJ called bullshit on its bullshit. But is Elizabeth Holmes really any more incompetent or dishonest than most startup founders in the Valley? Of course not.

In the middle of the race, Semple tried to shove Switzer and physically pull her out. “He was pulling at me and screaming, ‘Get the hell out of my race and give me that number,’” Switzer told Deadspin in 2015. “Arnie was screaming at Jock, and then Tom smashed Jock out of the way.”