Just go to a strip club and watch Red Dawn. It’s less sad than this shit.

Of course, they’re native to Australia.

Ah but what if you did it the technolibertarian way, without any permits or planning or impact studies or risk assessment or safety procedures? Like uber!

The same. Because they are dumb.

Last week as I waited in line for security at a Florida airport, I noticed several signs about Zika. They all said “Prevent the spread of the Zika virus, avoid mosquito bites.” Seeing as how people must actively pursue mosquitoes and consent is required to be bitten, these signs made perfect sense. (/s)

she only raised $3.5m for herself over the entire election

People believe “clean coal” is real because it’s catchy as hell. Alliteration at front, and both with the l’s. That’s all it takes.

Granted, that is an incredibly low bar.

I still don’t understand how there are any undecided voters at this point, and how these were the questions they needed answered in order to make up their minds. They have to be pretty damn uninformed to not know the answers already, except for the guy who asked the last question about one thing they respected about…

Where the hell will they get the pictures developed?

I can’t believe they gave them all disposable cameras. I haven’t seen one of those for a decade.

I had a roommate who would shit on the floor. He went on to become a racist, MRA, conservative columnist.

The equivalence assholes are worse than the actual Trump supporters in my opinion. Well, not worse in the kind of people they are, but worse in their disingenuous bullshit. At least Trump supporters are upfront about their idiocy, thode who are equating them are just dishonest jackholes.

On the issue of cybersecurity all he talked about were the admirals and generals supporting him, 400-pound hackers, and his 10-year-old son being good at computers.

Hillary’s comeback about having enough stamina to endure the Benghazi hearing/witch trial made me laugh.

Golf is a terrible, environment destroying, ridiculous non-sport “sport.”

I don’t know much about golf, but I’m a big fan of his fave non-alcoholic beverage. I will have one tomorrow in his honor.

Lots to love here, but my favorite thing about it is all of the right-wingers on my FB feed who did not get this at all and were all “HAHA ZACH GALIFIANAKIS DESTROYS HILLARY LOOK HOW MAD AND UNCOMFORTABLE SHE IS” about it.

I would think you just open your Apple Wallet app? That’s where the credit card is “stored” along with any other affinity/loyalty/points cards you have.

I think the point is more that it’s easy to assume there is no way Trump could ever be elected if you aren’t surrounded by openly racist crazy people day in and day out.