and extremely happy with the addition of young ladies to their world

You are braver people than I. At 45 I’m probably too young for that crowd anyway.

“This salad is dressed,” and “I own my own company.” Since he wasn’t a United States citizen, he couldn’t vote, but had nonetheless found his way to Republican events via an older man who, we learned from Vickie, had been kicked out of every Republican club in the city for groping women. “Don’t you say his name in…

Little did you know the entire room was just filled with undercover bloggers with made-up personas trying to infiltrate the event.

Kids, let this be a lesson to you. Never get a tattoo related to an SO in any way. It’s a curse, I tell you!

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

I worked in a restaurant where I was continuously hit on by creepers and I wore one. When that wasn't enough, I'd tell them the lethal looking bartender was my betrothed and then give him the heads up to spend some time glaring at them.

Sorta related. I actually started wearing a fake about three years ago. Partly, it was working in sales/hospitality, and not wanting people to interpret my friendliness as anything more than that.* But I did notice the way I was treated changed — particularly by people who were older than I was. I got “sweetie”d and…

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

I just moved to the Poconos (from Princeton). I am finding it to be basically Chilly Florida — the same weird mix of retired NYC/Philly old people and odd rednecks who either work in the service/tourist industry or deal drugs.

I live in Pittsburgh and I used to live in Ohio- trust me- both sides would rather not be associated with each other, especially because Pittsburgh has such a strong identity on its own with the steel industry, emerging tech and medical industry, and our sports teams matching colors. Plus the topography is quite…

“Come for the decay, stay for the hills.”

Free Pete Rose.

Let’s be fair Pittsburgh is a commonwealth of Ohio, Philadelphia is basically New Jersey without a beach, the rest of the state consists of small pockets of liberal progressives fortifying our cities against the conservative hordes drooling whilst cleaning their assault rifles praying for a zombie apocalypse.

Call it gambling, legalize gambling, and regulate it.

Any son who refers to his mom as “Mother” probably needs a lot of therapy and is a mama’s boy.

It turns out, she liked her wine sweeter and wanted to pour grenadine or St Germain into her wine. Into. Her. Wine.

I’m going to take a stab and defend the restaurant, based on my food service experience (same goes for ethnic places or really anywhere that’s not an “American” place):

I can tell you from experience that Port in Champagne is dangerously amazing, so that’s a datapoint on that one.

Upscale does not mean good, it just means it’s expensive and the decor looks fancy in a dim light.