I dragged myself out of bed far too early on Sunday morning to finish up my shopping which included $60 of scratch of lottery tickets. Everybody is getting a couple scratch offs to go with their chocolates and booze because fuck it. I hate holiday shopping and if you don't like chocolates, booze and gambling, to damn…

Every year, I prove my theory that Christmas Eve is the best day to shop. It's the embodiment if the Yogi Berra truism, "nobody goes there, it's too crowded."

Right, and my husband (and he is, erm, well-endowed) will cross his legs "like a woman" if seated on the train or something. The line that it's just not physically possible is complete bull.

The profession attracts the most sexist, racist and insecure men in society. Of course, there are exceptions, but if you're in midst of them, you really find out they're incredibly similar to each other.

Valerie Morrow did everything "right", and still she is dead on the streets. This is why people don't report, this is why people don't trust cops. Also as soon as he resigned, someone should have contacted Ms. Marrow because actions like that indicate a state of mind which is deadly.

I assume Republicans are gonna shit square bricks today

Didn't someone once say that he who is wisest is him who admits he knows nothing? I've found, equally paradoxically, that, as a white person, I may contribute less to the system of racism the more I recognize just how racist I truly am.

I I I don't want to be a cheerleaderrrr NO NOOOOO

Annie Clark is smashing the patriarchy? I'm OK with that. Even though, you know, she quotes her musical heritage as being pretty much a bunch of dudes.

I know people who travel to NYC for this and I actively judge them for it. Talk about being THE WORST kind of tourist you could possibly be.

She looks like she votes Republican.

Fuck those fucking santacon assholes. Seriously. EVERY YEAR they are the absolute worst. It's a stupid fucking tradition where drunk bro's + bro-esses make a fool of themselves, vomit on the streets and fuck up the MTA. GET OFF MY LAWN.

I do not handle people touching me without permission well. I can't imagine how I would have handled that. At best I would have yelled at the boy scout and then gone and found the troop leaders and yelled at them more for letting the children they were in charge of sexually harass me.

I love that this dude blames his actions and unlikability on being on the autism spectrum. Plenty of people on the spectrum are perfectly wonderful. You're just a fuckhead, bro.

I've never shoplifted, but I did start working at the mall the day after I turned 16. I got $45 for every shoplifter I helped catch or 5% of what they stole (whatever was bigger). It was the only thing that made the job (jewelry) interesting. Aside from the money I enjoyed watching the teenagers cry like two year olds…

My college version of "sticking it to the man" was eating one Cadbury Creme Egg at Walmart. AND NOT PAYING. Take that billion dollar corporation!

Sometimes you need to just close the porn of your cousin and move on with life. Some questions do not need an answer.

Early 70s? They had two women strippers at a work Christmas part at my old job in 2003. I was the only woman who worked there and 'DAMMIT THIS WAS TRADITION'. Fuck that place. I left not soon after and laughed in their faces when they wanted me back with a raise and bonus.

Err, what kind of work did your father do where strippers were involved at office parties?