Ed is the worst. Sadly, I know a few people like him (who go on like that about things other than crab), and they are all the worst. "I enjoyed these crab cakes and they had a very appealing presentation, but I'm still going to be a huge asshole about them because I clearly know more about crab than you, a mere food…

Well, for starters, you can't eat dolphin instead of eating "another type of fish", because dolphins aren't fish; they're mammals.

...he simply proved something we all already know, the double standard women deal with on a day-to-day basis.

Here's my question; did no one at the ESA not think, "Perhaps I should tell the guy who's going to be on camera, answering questions from reporters and being transmitted all around the world as the face of our agency, that his shirt is inappropriate?"

Ahh, "experience". The universal palliative for underpaying or not paying people.

I clicked on this article thinking a woman couldn't stop dating men that were sexing her sisters, which made me grateful to have awesome sisters. But then I read it and was just all like ewwwwwww.

And then I was grateful that I have only have sisters.

(Full disclosure: Grimes and I know each other, and worked for the same newspaper at different times.)

No dammit, everyone knows that the entire war happened on D-Day. If Americans weren't involved, it never happened.

You do realize that London was being bombed rather heavily at the time?

I can corroborate that secret shopper shit.

I used to work at a natural foods co-op...so we got plenty of crazy granola customers. As a front-end manager, much of this craziness was encountered by me...here I am...when a customer comes up to the counter and says...

"You should really put a warning sign on your breads."
"Huh?"
"Your bread needs a warning size."
"I'm…

Whatever you think of her music, you've—or at least I've—got to give the woman props for being really, really good at what she does (singer-songwriter as entertainer). My respect for her grows by the day.

I once had a friend refuse to eat a slice of lemon pound cake because I mentioned I'd used my homemade vanilla in it (like 2 tsp in the whole cake). She doesn't drink, and when she learned that my homemade vanilla is vanilla beans in vodka, she declined the cake. I explained that unless powdered vanilla is used, all…

Argentina is one of the countries featured by this restaurant in the past, so...by their definition, yes.

Moreover, Conflict Kitchen's (largely conservative) pro-Israel critics are still propagating the frankly insane notion that the restaurant has some responsibility to include the perspective of both sides of the conflict.

In the not-too-distant future banning visible tattoos mean you will have virtually no workforce pool to draw from, so there's that.

[signed, ex food service worker with a tattoo]

Kentucky gets its fair share of hate, but it's not held in a much contempt as West Virginia or Mississippi. Of course, Mississippi deserves it, though.

I can't even hate this guy cause I'm a carb junkie and this sounds like heaven.

I got a job! After 5 months of being unemployed and almost having my unemployment benefits run out, I found a job. I'm going to be working for Planned Parenthood in an administrative capacity. I'm really looking forward to working somewhere that has a hopefully decent environment as well as a place to be passionate…

It would fit in with the setting for hordes of crustaceans to roam the beaches. You could have an NPC that collects crab meat and various wild vegetables to turn into gumbo.