There’s a good one that didn’t make the cut where the reader used the phrase “Not only” seven times in a 400 word diatribe.

Try to keep this straight. You’re supposed to have read Mein Kampf so that you can recognize passages from Mein Kampf. That way you don’t unwittingly retweet Hitler’s ideas. Okay? Now that you’ve read Mein Kampf, you are a fascist or a sympathizer.

Shouldn’t it be up to the individual if they want to learn the language or not? If they manage to get by only knowing a little, what difference does it make to you? How is your life affected by a guy not knowing fluent English but knows enough to function in society?

What difference would it make to you either way if someone else didn’t learn to speak English?

Well you are doubling down on racism so I guess it would make sense to dismiss you as a racist.

Make assimilation great again.

Why would I have a problem? Most first generation immigrants that move post-school struggle to learn the language fluently. That has always been the case in the US. It works fine. Older immigrants learn enough to get by, and the second generation becomes fluent. No reason to be shitty about it.

Damn jews amirite.

That is but one of many, many reasons why people hate Yankee fans. Many, many reasons.

Yeah but it's not like there are tall buildings in between since Gateway computers went out of business.

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

I have never felt more sympathy for Cowboys fans than I do at this very instant, having just finished this article.

I guess I like to play with my food.

THEY COME IN FROSTED??

I can see The Onion headline now.

I still love animal crackers. I eat the head first, then the feet, then the body.

Most of the Little Debbie catalog holds up well. My favorite were (and still are) the Nutty Bars, but Zebra cakes, Jelly Rolls, and even the Oatmeal Creme pies are still pretty tasty.

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

Jim Brown had more than a non novel idea that racism is bad. He made a stand when it could have cost him everything. Yep he did bad shit and that should be on his ledger when looking at him on the whole but to reduce his social impact as a non novel idea that racism is bad is so inherently stupid offensive and wrong…

A far less horrible sin, but a sin nonetheless, was him wearing this: