“SHE IS THE DOWNFALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY”, he cries into his hands full of semen

the thing that really bothers me with that pic: the additional floor lamp plugged into the socket for better lighting.

If I could ps your face (and other Jez writers’ faces) on, I would. But alas, here we are.

No.

Tbh I do not know who Wentworth Miller is but my heart goes out to him and I love that post on his facebook.

Ghost protocol has been deployed.

Maaaaaaybe.... because Etheridge publicly criticized Angelina’s decision to get a double mastectomy?

I’m not a chef but I do think it’s rude to go to a restaurant and insist that you be served off menu items. If you want a plate of spinach, go to a place that serves a plate of spinach. They exist.

It was unnecessarily rude for sure - but it wasn’t confusing.
Fancy chefs haaaate people who won’t eat their food. In all honesty, he’d probably prefer to not have to prepare a plate of spinach for her, so had a rant to get rid of her. I’m not condoning this, he sounds like a total dick, but most chefs are dicks.

I like Shaq the most in this gif.

Fuck yeah it is. 1.2 million a year for 18 years? A lot of people hate their exes for free.

LESBIAN SHITASSES FOR BERNIE

Kim Kardashian actually wrote an “essay” defending her right to express her sexuality and denouncing those who slut shame her for the whole sex tape thing - ZERO mentions on this site. Rowan Blanchard’s EXCELLENT and INFORMED twitter defense of Kim - nothing.

Mariah wins funniest in this Dirt Bag, for that! I’m starting to think she might be fun to spend an evening with.

Bette is funny, Kim is not.

#HappyInternationalWomensDay

I totally pictured this:

yesterday the pussy posse, today the wolf pack, tomorrow wild hogs 2.