“I get up every morning and I make a fire. When I go to bed, I make a fire, just because—it makes me feel life. I just feel life in this house.”

HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HANSEL FROM ZOOLANDER.

Doesn’t surprise me re: books and furniture, she grew up dirt poor with a whole bunch of siblings and has spoken in the past about the impact that’s had on her. I find her so interesting!

Speaking as a former festival PR Manager (NOT Coachella) the PR team gives tickets to celebs. I used to extend invites to some, other celebs (both real and borderline) would approach us asking... like cheeky fucking scavengers. If they were too marginal we’d just offer them a discount.

It was unnecessarily rude for sure - but it wasn’t confusing.
Fancy chefs haaaate people who won’t eat their food. In all honesty, he’d probably prefer to not have to prepare a plate of spinach for her, so had a rant to get rid of her. I’m not condoning this, he sounds like a total dick, but most chefs are dicks.

It’ll be a ‘just friends’ thing I’m sure. I live in Auckland (where’s she’s from) and they were hanging out as friends when he played a show here, she was side of stage. That’s when she was still with her long term boyfriend. He does cool music so that’s the connection - she’s got her head screwed on right.

Subtle? There is NOTHING subtle about this vid and it is magnificent.

Me too. And it’s worth noting that Giselle’s at a ‘Champions of the Earth’ event as an environment rep of some sort... so re-using these would definitely be encouraged! (so would not have cut flowers on the tables at all, though).

Can I just share what New Zealand’s Justice Minister said about the Chris Brown visa application? Because it’s great (and I usually hate this woman):

Yep, he’s a total winner - I guarantee you I blushed when we first met. Then my (female) boss and I got in a lift with him and made “OH MY GOD” faces behind his back.
I’ve just remembered another swoon-worthy thing from that evening, he and I were at the bar after dinner and watched a guy next to us get down on one…

Just jumping in to say (and to show off): I hung out with Zach for a couple of days for work a few years ago, while he was on Chuck. His sister was with us too, she was working as his assistant I think. First of all he is super, super hot in person. I swooned more than once. But secondly, he’s a seriously smart and…

Thanks for the kind words, she was pretty great. I took her to a pet show we held at school when I was 9 and Pussy won “Best Personality”. #truestory

I guess it’s a temporary “better not get attached” name. Only because when a stray cat adopted us when I was 7 my Mum said we couldn’t keep her. I called her ‘Pussy’ for the time being... but then she gradually became part of the family, kept the bad name, and I only realised what the word also meant when I was about…

Me too. However a woman I know actually dated him when they were in high school. I wonder if that ‘traumatic experience’ he had was with her... if so, I’m sure she’d counter that living the rest of her life knowing she once dated Brodie Jenner is far, far worse.

I worked with him one day and liked him very much, if that helps. He was very sweet, quite shy, and super smart/professional. I didn't have a crush before that... obvs do now. Oh and yes he's hot!

Exactly - he's talking to Cosmo FFS!
If someone asked me "what would all your exes say about you?" I'd say the same damn thing.

I don't know about that terrible interview story above, but FWIW I love Matt Healy. Mostly because his voice is gorgeous, and he's oddly sexy... BUT also because his parents are completely awesome so I figure he must have those same genes. They are both actors, his Mum is a legend, Denise Welch who was on Coronation…

Well it isn't ruining her yet. She went to a bar near my place two nights ago (in Auckland) because she's 18 so finally old enough to drink... my friend was there (I didn't go out on Friday, dammit!) and said Ella lined up at the door like everyone else. Then she stayed at the same table as my friend most of the…

The French are waaaay less uptight than Americans! Hilarious.

Mazel tov! You sound like a beautiful couple.

Thank you for the WEIRDEST travel tip I've ever had in my life. I'll do my best to get there, it's just too funny not to. :)