This is true, I am very proud.

Er, no. My "walking near Madonna" story in no way rivals a "snowballed in face by Princess Di" story. That's fucking brilliant!

Pretty sure this was summer 2011, and they're still together apparently! Yeah she was walking ahead of him, and there were about four other people (assistants/security) around them, with three photogs walking backwards in front of them. It was strange, I was right next to them walking through the station (right before…

That would be hilarious if it was him! But alas, this was summer 2011.

Haha, I love that game!

Yes, the tank top is me. Blue shirt guy is her boyfriend/dancer Brahim! And let me tell you, he was LOVING the paparzzi, strutting while she kept her dead down. Dude clearly lives for that shit. And yes, super hot.
We were on the Eurostar from Paris to London (this is us walking to cars/cabs), she got off the train…

That JLo photobomber is the BEST. So funny. This also seems like an appropriate moment to talk about the time I photobombed Madonna and her boyfriend when we all got off the Eurostar from Paris. I don't have a hope of competing with that guy, but I did manage to look straight at the camera and pull a face.
Sadly, now…

Anything 250cc upwards needs a motorcycle licence in the UK and NZ. Not sure about the US but would assume it was the same. Doesn't mean it's not still called a scooter/moped, just means you need the right licence category.

Good point. Although their show also derives most of its 'comedy' from mocking their weight, so does that negate it?

The situation I was involved in would have been so much better if Kristin Wiig had been there...

"If you're chunky and getting good ratings they could give a shit what size you are."

It's true life!
I also work in TV and have navigated an awkward situation with a host who had gained weight... the things some people said behind his back made me rage.

As an entertainment publicist, and also as a regular human, I'd just like to say I LOVE YOU EMMA THOMPSON THANKS FOR BEING INTELLIGENT.

Botox.

And various boob types, don't forget. Both big boobs and small boobs (real or fake!) on skinny bodies are approved by Tracey. See the diversity?! Just no fat, and NO big muscles, like those gross sports women - ew.

Yup. This guy is the half-brother to those other two. And unlike the 'other Baldwin' or the 'other Hemsworth', this brother appears to be the hotter one.

Oh Ed Sheeran, I knew your relationship with Ellie Goulding wasn't long for this world when I saw your body language. Less than ideal bro.

Creepy-in-a-good-way is the exact theme of this video, so I'm in.

Oh snap.

This video is my new best friend.