I have another Justin Douchebieber story (not as bad as peeing in a bucket some poor cleaner has to actually use for a job, but along similar lines): A little over a year ago he was in my country doing press, and I work at a TV network where he was being interviewed on air. While he was in the makeup room someone…

Should be a rule on this site that you can't leave us hanging with such a leading 'indsider' comment... you must give the dirt! ;)

This is comment perfection. My shitty morning has improved :)

This is true. And then releasing said fantastic response to media in order to highlight the craziness is a great way to embarrass the first person into dropping it.

The man is a piece of shit, and always has been! He released a book last year called Be The Worst You Can Be. Check out this pompous interview he did with the Guardian at the time:

Once when I was 8 we were out of town for a day as my parents were both playing in a golf tournament. My older brother and I were allowed to play all day in the amazing resort that the golf club was part of, it had numerous swimming pools, playgrounds, and was generally paradise for an 8-year-old. When they finished…

Woah, your Dad just made me cry :)

Ha! Love that feeling... I miss it a little bit! (long term relationship over here, *sob*) Enjoy.

What? Just riding bikes like it's no big deal? That image makes me like them more - I had imagined them flanked by big security dudes at all times.

I have a friend who is a great example of how this can work, but ONLY if a lot of caution is taken. Like someone else said, "why'd you break up, and what's changed?" If you broke up because you were young and going in different directions, then the break up isn't a biggie but are you still the same people deep down…

November's a nice month to come, for sure. Be aware that Dec/Jan can be the trickiest time for job hunting though as everyone's taking summer holidays.

I'm a New Zealander with Scottish parents so have a lot of experience in both places if you have any specific questions! I'd happily advocate for either - both have incredible scenery, friendly people, and the same population size. In NZ's favour, the Scottish weather is shite. In Scotland's favour, it is closer to…

I really can't understand the mentality of those who don't get involved when someone's being hurt. But having eaten at Scott's and knowing the fuckwits who go there, I can just imagine stiff upper lips and turned cheeks all round.

I hear you. I've had a really hard time job hunting, my confidence was at an all time low after a redundancy I did NOT see coming, from a job I loved. There were a lot of things I could have done sooner in terms of 'networking', i.e. asking people in my field who I know to help me out (not just with advice, but with…

Sure! There are actually a huge number of sites and blogs devoted to what a shithead he is... I used these two, the 'No Tony' tumblr actually links to original sources so that would be best.

No, that would be very very unlikely. I'm actually just a close neighbour in NZ, but we partner with Aus in a lot of things, and shitty decisions over there can impact us. I also have a lot of family and friends there. Yes there are plenty of women voting for him. Gillard doesn't have a lot of support, I like some…

It seriously freaks me out knowing a man who really thinks like that is in a position of power. The first thing that came to mind for me when I heard that quote was, "he is a rapist." Seems to me there's no way that he could have made a statement like that if he wasn't trying to rationalise his own feelings and…

They can blame 'non-party members' all they like, but no one can argue that the sexism isn't coming from the top. A selection of lovely Tony Abbott quotes, if you're curious:

Dirtbag is a great time-waster most days, but I usually hesitate before clicking any links, and have a little word with myself, "why do you need to see this? What are you really doing with your life...?" But I had ZERO hesitation for An amazing dog leaping into a pool photobombed Stacy Keibler. And I was richly…