Yes, this fist shaking has been cathartic. Let's get together and start an anti-banjo band! I don't have any musical talent, but we can just get a kickstarter going to pay for lessons, flights to practice together, all our instruments, studio time, etc. Would $104,000 be sufficient? I just made the number up in my…

Yup. Oh and by the way you jerks, "the universe" is not what gave you a fucking opportunity to be "creative people", that would be your Dad. If "the universe" was in the habit of giving advantages to anyone, it would not be choosing horrid, wealthy, banjo players.

Hey guys, in case anyone else is looking up "exercise for muffintop", I have the answer: WEAR PANTS THAT FIT YOU. You're welcome.

Good for them! That's how it should be. As the other commenter above said, Clerks was made for less than that.

Absolutely! It's like they don't even know what a music vid is for, primarily. It's a device to promote their song - it's like asking people to fund their publicity campaign I guess? Or using kickstarter itself as their publicity...
It'd be a little different if it was the music vid director setting up the fund, at…

Good grief, this is really obnoxious. I'm not completely against those movie funding kickstarters that have been criticised lately (though I do side with much of that criticism). But $32 for a fucking music video? Unsigned musicians I know (most of whom are NOT well paid actors) have approximately three options for…

I'd generally be reluctant to give Kanye credit too, however, one of his forthcoming tracks is called 'New Slaves' so you might be onto something. (Also, remember when he said "George Bush doesn't care about black people" after Katrina? He's not afraid of being political...)

But that's not even her!

While I do feel everyone should stop talking about the poor girl... I can't stop giggling at "Withnail and Amanda Bynes." Thanks Anna!

That's interesting. Makes more sense thinking of the prescribed 'tanning' happening in the clinic, I'm assuming there they can just localise the treatment where it's needed rather than having the whole body under the UV light.

Yes! That's made me think of the episode where they teach Theo about life by making him rent his room and work out a budget for food. Rudy plays the landlord/banker Mrs Griswald! Loved that show so much.

Agreed. I love that kid.

I can't imagine any reputable doctor prescribing tanning beds (these days), no matter how good it might treat one condition, it can so easily cause another worse one. That's like offering your patients a cigarette. I say this as someone who has had four skin cancers cut out over the last few years, the first of which…

I love him too - even when he has below average guests he makes it good. But when he has clever, funny guests who can tell a story, like these three, it is pure brilliance.

Ok you really, REALLY, need to watch this recent episode of Graham Norton (the whole thing). He is utterly charming, talks about Cumberbitches, hugs a couple of them in the audience, gets jealous when Chris Pine hugs one of his bitches, talks about doing a play fully nude, impersonates Graham, etc. I've never been…

Exactly, I don't know why she's going after topshop when she should be checking her original photo agreement and going after the photographer instead. I hire photographers and it's pretty standard to state what the photos can and can't be used for.

THAT MESSAGE IS PERFECT, I'M GONNA STEAL IT FROM YOU TO PUT ON A CARD FOR MY BOYFRIEND (he'll get it)

Ugh, is 'synergistic' a word? I hope not.

Good god, Paris Hilton is completely dead in the eyes. I can't think of anyone else who is (or should I say, was) photographed so much yet displays such a complete and utter lack of charisma.

Oh no you're missing out, you should definitely look up some stories about Julia - she is a full-on Hollywood monster and it's actually really entertaining. She's the ultimate mean girl, people are terrified of her.