Wow, chill out! This article is funny, why can't you "control your feelings"? I'm child free and enjoy the company of my parental friends, complaints and all, just like you (I'll admit I do have my limits...). Yet I still saw the humour in this. Absolutely nothing to be offended by, unless you're looking to be…

I'm child free, and only took that comment as humour, not snark. I think you're being a little sensitive. I'm entitled to roll my eyes at parental friends having a whine and moan while they're entitled to roll their eyes at my "indulgent" interests - I know they get jealous so let them make fun!

This is off the charts adorable. Jemaine was nearly in tears trying not to laugh!

I don't need to comment now, because you just said exactly everything I was about to say.

I'm with the both of you, she rules and I want to hang out with her.

She actually adopted her first baby at 9 months, but your point still stands. I've no idea why any would give her a hard time about comments like this - it's ok to say parenting is hard!

See?!

No! But Joe Jonas, on the other hand, is SO Uncle Jesse. Check it out...

Wait hang on, that's true, Pizazz shouldn't be someone I hate.. so how about Beyonce instead? She and Gaga have already done a great vid together. She'd play an awesome baddie, she's already been the leader of a girl group. It could work!

Woah, your Jem movie idea is GOLD. I'm so on board! If Madonna's not keen or too old, can Katy Perry be Pizazz? (I hate Katy Perry)

First of all I didn't make the request, I responded to it. Second, no one died in this accident - they were barely even hurt.

Here it is...

Nope, "little band that could" is a reference to "little engine that could". Could have done with a comma before "Coldplay", though.

Exactly, he's just not the guy I imagined/hoped him to be. One of the hazards of twitter I suppose, seeing your idols are real people... when some real people can be dicks!

I've always been a Lips fan... but I stopped following Coyne on Twitter when he started posting a lot of candid naked photos of his wife. They were gross and had an exploitative look about them (one was her naked on the toilet); even though she presumably consented it just put me off him in a big way. Sleazebag. So…

She was 19 when they dated, and 19 when she wrote the song about it (in which she refers to being too young for him to mess with). He's the dickhead bringing it up 3 years later as he tries to promote himself. I'm not even a Swift fan, but that guy is such a tool.

I have no idea why these two women (or any two women, for that matter) need to be pitted against each other at all. Why can't they both be successful? Why would anyone think Blake's success has had a negative impact on Leighton's career? Tired of this competitive female bullshit.

Someone asks this same question on every Tweet Beat. They are a mix of regular famous people, plus loads of people who are famous from Twitter - i.e. they regularly post funny tweets (these people are usually in the media in some way as well, like journos/tv writers/comedians, etc).

Exactly. The woman she punched was an African immigrant working as a toilet attendant; the black man she married was an English multi-millionaire footballer. BIG DIFFERENCE. I don't think Cheryl has a problem with people of colour, at all. I just think she's racist against poor immigrants.

Haha, I used to work in The Body Shop when I was a student, and on christmas eve it was wall-to-wall dudes who had run out of ideas. In fact, one time I made up three unique gift baskets for one guy's three sisters, and he was so grateful he came back later with a bunch of flowers to thank me.