Me too! I'm still chuckling at that one. I expect I will mentally ad lib 'heavy breathed a source' at the end of every piece of gossip I read from now on. Much more entertaining.

White women using Black men as scare bait is nothing new.

This is exactly right, and I've had all the same experiences you've detailed above. To have to walk around feeling defensive the whole time is bad enough, and then to worry people might perceive you as racist if the dude you avoid happens to be black? Fuck that. I have no energy to even worry about that.

Team Heigl! Worst comeback ever from that Dance Mom; she got the plot of the film all wrong (I loved that film) and she made herself sound exactly as aggressive as she's accused of being.

Woody Allen never actually adopted Soon-Yi, and he wasn't married to Mia, he just lived with her and her previously adopted daughter for 12 years. So yeah... not illegal just repulsive!

Well I'm glad some places deem it illegal! I'll have to find out what the deal is in the UK.

Wait, can't he now be arrested for incest? You can be arrested for that even if the 'child' is an adult, right?

Someone should tell me French sister in-law about this 'French' parenting method - she's smothering the hell out of the poor child! (aah, feels good to get that off my chest)

Oh my god! That exact tub is in the window of a fancy homewares/design shop down the road from me and I ogle it every time I walk past. I live in Notting Hill, it is totally feasible that Gwyneth has this. Soooo jealous.

It truly is pointless. Any post mentioning personal habits - particularly pubes, poo and periods - welcomes a cavalcade of insanely tiresome over-sharing. Tell your girlfriends about it people, the internet doesn't care!

I'd rather have a guy who fancied the heck out of me than some suave, aloof, show pony who is only interested in how I looked on his arm on the red carpet. She described their relationship as 'more like father and daughter' or something. So yeah, moving on to a normal human relationship with sex and everything would…

That's exactly it! Why are his feelings more important than hers in that moment?

Hey you guys! I'm bored of hearing about your pubes now! Or lack thereof!

I love how she keeps rubbing the back of his head! Adorable. I think she's so composed because she must have done this a few times before, if he's been stationed overseas her whole life. How wonderful that she doesn't have to see him off again this time! *happy sob*

I don't care one way or another about Blake Lively, but I do find it very unfair to call a woman a "total bitch" because she didn't bother talking to a guy who came up and touched her arm. It was her publicist who told him "No, no" and we don't know from that story if that was justified or an overreaction. There isn't…

"It's coming to the party?" OMG, she's almost as cute as a sloth.

Same can be said of your photo. I've seen a tonne of photos from a tonne of angles, but whatever, we have very different eyes.

Snap! My sister could have done with this theory regarding my niece years ago.

Nope, though she does pile the makeup on, she has definitely had surgery. There's a million shots of her from different angles and the size is totally different, width and length. The end of her nose used to be a lot closer to her mouth.

She's had a pretty obvious nose job. It really is sad because she was stunningly beautiful before.