How the fuck does this comment not have all the likes?

Zee Blues ruined it for everyone at the SuprbOwl.

They were number 11. Obviously.

Jake and Elwood are not impressed.

Really?  No mention of these guys?

I feel like Marvin Berry and the Starlighters could’ve been something. But that replacement guitarist was too darn loud.

I can’t remember... did Berko’s (Coyote Shivers) band, in Empire Records, have a name?

This will not stand, Pip farting on a snare drum is more appealing than most of the listed groups.

No Creschendolls?!?!?!? they’re a fictional band played by another fictional band!!!!

So no 5 Heartbeats, CB4,Tito and Tarantula — the band in From Dusk Till Dawn— or El Mariachi’s band in Desperado? No Josie and the Pussy Cats or Das Sound Machine?

Glaring omission:

There’s something about this letter that comes off as almost....proud(?) of how much influence they think they have over their ex. Couching it in self flagellation is adding victimhood to narcissism.

LW, you know you’re still using your ex, right?

There’s a case for Twitter being a bigger problem, but it’s kinda like arguing which pile of poo is worse to accidentally step in.

So these are supernodes. It’s a feature, not a bug. The problem is Facebook period. 

I’m just amazed at what we once thought was embarrassing in a President. 

Just saying; those first few bites are bliss but it gets soggy so quick. Go for the Honey Nut Cheerios.

I frequently drunk endorse Trump on Facebook, even though he is the worst President the US has ever had. 

Facebook, much like alcohol, doesn’t make you racist, it just reveals your racism.

I know how he feels. I constantly post opinions like “Raisin Bran #1 cereal” when in actuality that is not my position.