Great, GR Yaris arrives when?

it’s like the drug chute in Better Call Saul

Accessory got an accessory.

Hi George, guess what?

“Why are we taking a Windstar?”

The Food Court conclusion is soooo good. Nom Nom.

I am literally crying laughing.

From our friends at The Onion:

VW probably got a great deal on some badge letters and now have to use them all 

They could be ginger?

Fucking trashy lemmings.

So did the doctor tell you the gender after he pulled his pants up?

The lengths to which people go to feel special will never cease to amaze me.

I have never attended and I never will.

More than you. 😉

How many dicks do you have?!

William Barr can suck all of my dicks.

There’s something about this letter that comes off as almost....proud(?) of how much influence they think they have over their ex. Couching it in self flagellation is adding victimhood to narcissism.

LW, you know you’re still using your ex, right?

Just saying; those first few bites are bliss but it gets soggy so quick. Go for the Honey Nut Cheerios.