If Sandy Hook didn’t stop this then nothing will. There will never be “better” victims, there will never be enough victims. Destroy the NRA. That’s the path forward.

It’s a super-common theme I've seen around kinja: people will write an excellent, informative (or funny) comment, then ruin it with a ridiculous final sentence.

Same. I drove that bridge every Friday for months to lay the foundation of my commitment that proved to my now-wife that I was for real. An hour to go a half mile, under any other circumstance, wouldn’t be worth it.

How many words do you have for “I’m not Inuit, so I don’t get to decide if an Inuit should chill or not when someone uses a slur?

i stopped drinking beer last year and switched to a diet of mostly weed and lacroix

Obviously this article was written to instigate a fight but I’m going to fall for it anyway and stand firm in my belief that LaCroix is actually good. Some of us want something that is very lightly flavored because it’s more refreshing and I don’t like the sweeter stuff. Also, I think the decline is probably heavily du…

So Trump has had dementia his entire life? I’m not buying that. I’ll stick with the possibility that he is just a fucking idiot.

I believe I created a prototype of the solution when I was 12. You see, you get a long piece of track at the end of the tunnel, include a couple loops to slow the cars down a little, and then launch them off a sweet jump that sends them safely into your mom’s couch.

Dear Law Enforcement,

My Bullshit-O-Meter app determined that your statement is 99.999999% likely to be bullshit.

But you have time to read and comment on Lifehacker articles?

A truer statement has never been said

There is no middle ground on the internet.

I read that in a heavy Boston accent. JD Pow-ah.

I really did want to make the middle east thing happen. Unfortunately, it was like end-of-year budgets with Emirates marketing and it didn’t line up right. Tavarish blowing the motor sky high on a dyno will have to suffice. 

those apartments look like shit...how you affording an F40 but you living in what looks like, one social step above a crack den?

Driving a car from showroom new to 1 million miles in a (relatively) short period of time is a feat of driving. That’s a person who did an amazing, physical, challenge. All they had to do was maintain the car according to spec (starting with a perfect example, mind you), and just, drive a lot.