This is all part of his strategy. Don’t you know he is playing 3D chess? He is tricking the entire world into thinking he has the IQ of a door knob by acting like someone who literally has a learning disability. Yup....totally an act....super smart this one. Super...fucking....smart.

“anti-feminist” and reportedly carried around a list of 41 examples of “discrimination against men in America,”

As a gay, you should know how sexually aggressive men can be. 

I have limited experience with the Rodeo but I do have A LOT of experience with the original Honda Passport and that thing was unreliable DOG SHIT.

I would keep the Ranger......and..........the Ranger. Sell the other four and lease a new Honda Fit with a six speed. You’re welcome.

Touché 

Looks like a catfish fucked a Volkswagen Fast.

I signed up for a month of Nord for shits and giggles. I don’t know why but it makes my browser load much faster with FAR fewer glitches. That’s on a two month old IPhone.

I signed up for a month of Nord for shits and giggles. I don’t know why but it makes my browser load much faster…

YES!  And Uncle Jessie. 

He’s tall, good looking, white and comes from old money. Of course he is insufferable.  

The dealer auctions are fucking insane right now. Like buy the cheapest rollback I can find and wholesale every shit box I can get my hands on insane.

(white, male, straight, beard, forearm tattoo of a knife or pig, alcohol and or drug addiction, bipolar disorder, divorced a least twice, at least one felony conviction probably from spousal abuse) fixed it for you. Haven’t met a lot of chefs huh? I hate to paint with broad strokes here but chefs, in general are…

“arguing that this mass grassroots uprising against police brutality and white supremacy is actually some sort of top-down conspiracy coordinated by wealthy elites”

Ok who’s applying????  SVU in four years!!! Bong Bong

Well from what I can tell you from buying 19 cars over 30 years and working in 7 dealers across three major cities is that you are a giant pain in the ass and every sales person that was forced to deal with you hated every second of their interaction. I guarantee you treat every sales person as a sub human because…

Learned this in a Miata in Atlanta traffic. Just pass everyone and you’ll be fine. 

Me lifting the inside wheel on my FIST while tripling the suggested speed for that curve

This mother fucker is definitely my god damn roll model now. Seriously though I have an immense amount of respect for his responses. He could have said “I’m not here to raise your kids for you, maybe be a parent and not let the internet raise your kids you lazy fuck”.  But he said it so eloquently while never backing…

Mmmmmmmmm protein. Seriously if you didn’t know you’re eating insects in every form (eggs, larva, full on bug) when you eat fresh fruits and vegetables then you’re just not paying the fuck attention. I learned this in grade school.  Hell when I was a kid I distinctly remember eating a bunch of grapes and when I was…

I don’t know who taught you the English language but the word “everything” is not spelled “masks”