Why do you wish you were kidding?  This is possibly the greatest political achievement of the past decade.  Two extremest entities of opposing political beliefs working together to do something good.

“San Pellegrino is great if you crave the taste of blood orange”

“Any non-Inuk who calls me an Eskimo will get popped in the mouth”

750 miles. I was in a long distance relationship for a year and a half before I moved there. The crazy thing was I would get off work Friday evening and drive 12.5 hours, see her for 26 hours and drive back to go to work Monday morning. Ah to be young again. Actually fuck that I would walk across 5,000 miles of…

Oh man these two are the best couple ever.  

Fuck that GT is pretty.  Rahal has good taste.  I would love to see a comparo of these vs the stock carbon wheels but I am certain neither ford nor HRE want that.  

Awesome, Thanks for helping put us in this mess.  Also I’m 36.  Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

I complained about trash television. Street racing is fucking stupid. Especially running 8 second and quicker cars on an unprepped surface not meant for it. I hate all reality shows that have scripted dialogue no matter what they are about.

LOL all that went right over your head.  Not that I need to defend myself to a Liberal but I hate trump and wrestling and voted for...ugh...fucking Clinton.  Anyway fuck off you triggered snowflake.

Dear Law Enforcement,

“ I decided to sell a few months ago because I realized I hate having a payment”

Powerful Jamie pull that shit up.

It isn’t the bike most people are scared of, it is the majority of clueless, distracted assholes buzzing around in cars. 

You remind me of the scene in Billy Madison where Chris Farley is bragging about Veronica Vaughn.

White guy here and I don’t understand any of this shit. I don’t feel threatened by brown people, I don’t feel like I need to protect my race and I certainly don’t think there is a conspiracy against me because of the color of my skin. Why can’t we(dumbass white people) all just shut up and let the world progress?  Seri…

“Jennifer Esposito was married to Bradley Cooper for four months in 2006 and 2007, which qualifies her to have an opinion on whatever is happening between him and A Star Is Born co-star Lady Gaga.”

So basically you’re jerking off to car commercials commercials.

How are we all acting like this isn’t the most prolific statement of the last decade???????

There is a simple solution for crazy HOA actions we read about all too often. Take all the people that volunteer to be part of the HOA and permanently ban them from it. Pick different members every year based on a list of people that have no desire to be part of it. Chances are if you don’t want to be there you don’t…

That guy on the left looks like Adam Conover.