Did he mention the fact the Jordan once had a Hitler moustache?

Salsa Verde Doritos are where it at.

I had forgotten who won the super bowl

Impractical Jokers on TruTv all day!

Was “Senior Week” just an excuse to see who could write the shittiest articles? Because you all tied.

a city so expensive that the only people who can afford to live there are idiot Google doofuses who take the shuttle to work in the South Bay and never explore their own goddamn neighborhoods.

No shit.

Eli Manning is not a hall of fame quarterback.

C’mon Redford it’s Little League inside the park dong

If you have done one bad thing ever in your life, you are a horrible fucking person forever.

speaking for everyone in Illinois. Praise Jesus

apparently obama and isringhausen have something in common

Wrong. The Illinois side of the river has the strip joints, and Pop’s.

Florio telling someone they need a life is the definition of irony.

Doug Stanhope is an American Treasure

katie nolan is the best and has the best takes on sports.-awful announcing

end the olympics

jesus, using donger and yeah, no in the same article. calling playoffs ‘yoffs. Redford is begging for unemployment

no shit