Contrary to early Deadspin reports, Pulido’s shot was not a bicycle kick.

You should look at ESPN now and again. There was a good story the other day about how the Cardinals starters still give interviews after games even when they've been knocked around. Key info on Losing The Right Way I'm sure you'll agree.

Yeah, LOLMets has never been used on Deadspin.

I admire your commitment to this.

That’s the spirit! There’s always the next game!

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

Don’t worry. There’s always the next game!

You could try hacking Deadspin? Seems to be the BFIB’s M.O.

Your tears are so so sweet.

Can the Cardinals stop losing?

No